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What is Al Sharpton thinking?

 
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:10 am    Post subject: What is Al Sharpton thinking? Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not prejudiced against white people. I'm prejudiced FOR black people! There's a difference, and if you say there isn't, you're a racist.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I point my finger in anger, I always gotta do it with THIS hand! If I do it with the other hand, then I'm showin' everyone my $18,000 wristwatch...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can say the N-Word and YOU can't, White Boy!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




"Are you the guy that socked me in the eye?"




*I just had to Elfie.* Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ima slap dat nasty honkey smile right offa you leprosy face, boy!

Don't be commin round heya tawkin like dat!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:41 am    Post subject: Re: What is Al Sharpton thinking? Reply with quote



I pity da fool dat pulls DIS finga!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Ya'll gonna eat dat?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Yo, I sayed, you gonna eat dat?!!!
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mama had a giant, fear-O-God-sized ass.

(Wow, even I think that was rank...but that was my first thought, so...keepin' it rea')
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yo momma got more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, don't you be talkin bout my momma.

Don't make me cut choo wit mah razor.
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*hides in Bro's hair*
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