Limericks!

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:26 pm

*takes a bow* Thankee sai, I'll be here all week.

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:03 pm

Devil's Advocate wrote:Roaches are disgusting creatures
I can't even look at their pictures
But with a glass of wine
They might taste divine
want to try my cockroach sandwiches?

Yuck!

The problem with going to malls

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:13 pm

Is all the people packed in the halls

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:44 pm

You're trying to shop

Immortal for a Ltd Time · Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:18 am

But you just wanna stop

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:01 pm

The problem with going to malls
Is all the people packed in the halls
You're trying to shop
But you just wanna stop
And hit their heads with rubber balls

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:44 pm

Turtles and goldfish can swim

Devil's Advocate · Post by **Devil's Advocate** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:06 pm

and they work out for hours in the gym

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 10:19 pm

When faced with a shark

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Sun Dec 14, 2003 3:14 pm

You'd best hide in the dark

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Mon Dec 15, 2003 8:02 pm

Because a shark's eyesight is dim!

Immortal for a Ltd Time · Mon Dec 22, 2003 3:22 pm

Christmas time is upon us

Immortal for a Ltd Time · Sun Jan 18, 2004 1:01 am

Christmas time is upon us
We'll be getting gifts that are useless
You need a plan of attack
To get money back
Do you really think it's worth all the fuss?

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:30 pm

Hi Immortal! Great one! Now it's my turn.....

Watch out for winter and frost
My boyfriend D.A. just got lost

(Ha Ha! Watcha gonna do now huh silly?)

Immortal for a Ltd Time · Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:43 pm

He was shoveling snow