Fav Quotes Anyone?

Me · Post by Me » Tue May 13, 2008 10:05 am

YYZ30 wrote:"If the world keeps getting smaller because of technology, why does the price of a postage stamp keep going up?"- MAD magazine

Good quote for today, as yet another rise in the price of stamps goes into effect today.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed May 14, 2008 7:13 am

"Beware the thorns of the black rose of love, lest your soul they prick."

- Alex Lifeson (liner note from "Victor")

Post by PV » Wed May 21, 2008 6:16 pm

"It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."

Norm Peterson... Cheers

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed May 21, 2008 9:56 pm

I saw the name Norm Peterson, M.D. on a sign today! LOL

Hey, PV! Post more!

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:38 pm

NORM!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed May 21, 2008 10:56 pm

"And always remember, If you can't be an athlete.......... be an athletic supporter."

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:16 am

Walkinghairball wrote:"And always remember, If you can't be an athlete.......... be an athletic supporter."

har har har

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:46 am

^^^

^^^

heeheeheeheehee

"Bart, with $10,000 we would be millionaires! We could
buy all kinds of useful things....like...LOVE!" - Homer Simpson

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:01 am

"The Netherlands are wet, flat and full of stoned people. " -John Entwistle

"I had been shamed by Roger [Daltrey] into doing quite a few tours to help John [Entwistle], who then promptly fucking dies on us." - Pete Townshend

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:31 am

"Happiness is not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort."

Franklin Roosevelt

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu May 22, 2008 8:43 am

"Why don't you fix your little problem and light this candle?"

? Alan B. Shepard (shortly before his historic spaceflight)

YYZ30 · Post by **YYZ30** » Fri May 23, 2008 6:25 am

*tapdancing*

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Fri May 23, 2008 6:37 am

Me wrote:
Mr. Potatoe Head wrote:Once upon a time I knew a toolbag named Hairball
His wisdom he wished to impart
On the world by dressing like a fart
and creating a place for people to feel smart

And so a mod came to be known
as a place retards call home
from ElfDude to Zep and Soup to Cyg
just another 4 clan clone that gets stoned

But it's not enough to make a home
it has to be full of idiots who fight
so moderation was thrown
the way graves are sown

"But it's just another chat room,
calm down" you may say
I shall because it's
METHODS ARE SO GAY!

But John is not around
to see my truth be put down
he's toiling with work holding his balls
if any sense he'd nail By-Tor to the fence

A shame of shames I do declear
for By-Tors whores are sore
by such trite and worthless bits like that nonsense fight
instead of write I'd rather be fucked by a donkey all night

Alas, all the limericks should say
exactly why I came here today
not to view your comments of the day
but to say; I'm better than you in each and everyway!

THAT'S HOW YOU HIJACK A THREAD PROPERLY!
FAGGOTS
By-Tor has been HIJACKED!

And quite thoroughly at that!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:49 pm

"Shut the door! I'm tryin' to poop!"

-Matt, a friend of mine

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue May 27, 2008 4:55 am

"My advice to you....Is to start drinking heavily..."

- John Belushi as "Bluto" in the movie "Animal House"