Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators
during the Summer Olympics (that they would like to take back):
9. Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria - I saw her snatch this morning
during her warm up and it was amazing."
8. Dressage commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse, and I speak from personal experience since
I once mounted her mother."
7. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
6. Boxing Analyst:
"Sure - there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but
none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer:
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again."
4. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it; in fact, you can see it
all over their faces."
3. At the rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the
British crew."
2. Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere; it's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field."
And finally - The NUMBER ONE top NBC comment of the 2008
Summer Games:
1. Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final
round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them - Oh my God, what
have I just said?"
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Starred in? Hell no! I look too much like the Pillsbury doughboy!Big Blue Owl wrote:Seen or starred in?YYZ30 wrote:I've seen adult movies with the same "ending" (LOL!)CygnusX1 wrote:4. Basketball analyst:
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it; in fact, you can see it
all over their faces."
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