The "Laws of Reality" Game

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:29 am

Hey, that's a great idea! Why, without oxygen, nothing can combust. Then we wouldn't be releasing those little nasties that are breaking down the ozone layer!

What a stroke of genius!

NOT!!!

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:43 am

zepboy wrote:Hey, that's a great idea! Why, without oxygen, nothing can combust. Then we wouldn't be releasing those little nasties that are breaking down the ozone layer!

What a stroke of genius!

NOT!!!

HAHAHAHA I swear, Al Gore needs a checkup from the neck up.

He's the consummate hypocrite....but that's another issue. LOL

Uh oh! this just in...

Law of the Arena:

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:30 pm

Law of the dark.

Dutch Shepherds can see in the dark and know that you can't.

Protocol:
Do not think you can get through a poorly lit area with food or anything he thinks has potential as a toy.

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:28 pm

Law of Immortality

Just because you can't be killed doesn't mean you can't die.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:49 am

^^^

don't you want to flip the killed and die there ?

Law of the Hallway:

Didn't you know standing in a large group in the center of the hallway stimulates the best possible conversation and other people love to watch you do it?

Raiden · Post by **Raiden** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:24 pm

Sir Myghin wrote:^^^

don't you want to flip the killed and die there ?

Hmm... Just because you can't die doesn't mean you can't be killed.

That works too.

Mr. Clean · Post by **Mr. Clean** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:10 am

Sir Myghin wrote:Law of the Hallway:

Didn't you know standing in a large group in the center of the hallway stimulates the best possible conversation and other people love to watch you do it?

What on earth is it that you DO in the hallway??? Can I see????