Complete the sentence . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:32 am

...Zepboy has access to children.

What are we going to do....

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:18 am

when we get our hands on them?

On the way home from work . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:58 am

...the sky blazed as a melodic rift.

Drifting through nebulae.....

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:41 am

one never knows what sort of crabs one might find.

Just after loading his sleigh, Santa . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Dec 14, 2012 10:31 pm

...realized his reindeer had starved to death waiting.

Due to the excruciating wait...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:43 pm

The waiting has been put on hold.

After preheating the oven to 350 . . .

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:35 am

Stick yer head in and breathe.

The chances of hitting the lottery is....................

Middle Kingdom · Post by **Middle Kingdom** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:53 am

Slimmer than Slim Shady.

When attempting to cross a busy intersection......

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 9:39 am

Make sure to take an old lady to hide behind.

After buttoning and zipping . . .

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:29 am

....I suddenly realized that I forgot skivvies.

Never walk behind someone who is....

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:11 am

willing to share bad air!

After looking around to be sure the coast was clear . . .

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:36 am

I made everything look messy again.

If I could.....................

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:22 am

.....I would make "common sense 101" mandatory in all schools.

It only takes one.....

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:24 am

fool in the White House to ruin the country.

When they aren't looking . . .

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Mar 05, 2013 10:19 pm

...do something obscene.

Der Kommissar's in town....