LMAO!!!
Well, in honor of this thread, my first post on the new board, and the fact that it was me and my honey's three-month anniversary (love you lots, sugar!), I will post the lyrics to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody......
GLASGOW STYLE!!!
(and, no, he's not from Glasgow, he's from Falkirk;) )
Is this the real life?
Is it the methadone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like me,
Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D,
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer dug, ride yer ma! Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater tae me.....tae me.
Haw maw, just chibbed some bam, Buckie bottle tae the heid,
An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae
Barlineeeee...
Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse,
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, Carry oot! An we'll go oot on the batter!
Too late, the bailiff's here.
Sends shivers doon ma spine, gubbed 10 jellies just in time. Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go, got to go and rip some wank fae up thescheme. Haw Maw, oohooh oooh I'm a jakey bam, I sometimes think I've never been washed at all
I see a little silhouetto of a bam,
Adidas! Adidas!
Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some
skins - Magnifico, oh, oh, oh, oh!
I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake NO, I will not get a job. Get a job.
For f*cksake I will not get a job
Get a job, ....... Will not get a job
Get a job, ........Will not get a job no no no no no.....
Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for meeee!
So you hink ye can slash me an pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
F*ck all really matters.....
F*ck all really matters, tae meeeeeee.