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so cookie tub crank grand
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whb..i LOVE Steve Martin..i remember my mom told me about that banana patch skit when i was in second grade, so i raised my hand the next day in school & said it to my teacher..you should've seen the look i got..

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One of Steve Martins greatest ones was from the same concert, "Let's get small."

During the show some clown in the audience hollars out, "your nuts." And Steve stops, looks down at his crotch, and promptly replys, "I thought they were showing."

FUGGING CLASSIC.................... He should have never stopped his stand up.
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I'M IN THE PHONE BOOK!!!

I'M IN THE PHONE BOOK!!!
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Walkinghairball wrote:FUGGING CLASSIC.................... He should have never stopped his stand up.
especially not to make that dozen movie with hilary duff. that disturbs me.

carolynn :evil:
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I have happy feet!!!!

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"He was born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, he was born in Arizona... got a condo made of stona, KING TUT!" :cool:
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heehee!! i have that cd..it's a crackup!!

'i think there's nothing better for a person to come out and do the same thing over and over for two weeks' -- Steve Martin

carolynn :evil:
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:o Never trust a man with two first names.
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never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die * ducks and hides*
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Damn dude, that's fugged up !!!
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yeah i know , just though i'd say something controvertial for fun lol
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