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Slaine mac Roth



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:26 pm    Post subject: The Truest Joke Ever Reply with quote

How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five: one to screw in the light bulb and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it!
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An oldie but a goodie, Slaine! And he would do it better!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does it have to be a lightbulb????


heh heh heh Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

2112X1mbh wrote:
Does it have to be a lightbulb????


heh heh heh Cool


MARYBETH! Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey, that's a good'un Slaine!!

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Sir Myghin



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2112X1mbh wrote:
Does it have to be a lightbulb????


heh heh heh Cool


rock on heheh
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2112X1mbh wrote:
Does it have to be a lightbulb????


heh heh heh Cool


I'm just gonna pretend I didn't read that...
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Derek Rondinelli



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, drummers. They are a stunned bunch.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drummers are......well, I would say special, but that has a new meaning of its own in my home. They are......ummmm.............different.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be nice you wee buwatt, uncle Hairball just sent a get started list to the kiddo. She'll fix ya.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......... The Hairball has left the building. rr
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did you call me?

I am sure you sent her good stuff. You want more fry bread, dontcha?
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never read this joke before, but it's pretty much right. anything we 'drummers' do, we always talk about how much we (or someone else) could have done it better.....never satisfied...
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No one will ever do it better than Neil.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't say without knowing I may get some argument that Neil is the best drummer ever, but he is my favorite, and quite unarguably a master at his trade.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Professor is one of those drummers that'll never be replicated...like John Bonham, Bill Bruford(Yes, King Crimson), Prairie Prince(The Tubes)...

That's why I have such a difficult time finding drummers to help me work up some Rush tunage...especially the older stuff...they, for the most part, won't touch it...
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