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a limerick is a 5-line poem/doggerel with a rhyme pattern of AABBA, and a cadence like:
Syllable counting takes second place to this cadence.da-DA da-de-DA-da de-DUM
da-DA da-de-DA-da de-DUM
de-DA-da-de DOO
de-DA-da-de DOO
da-DA da-de-DA-da de-DUM!!!
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Ok, now that we're all on the same page, let's get started. We're gonna take turns to contribute a single line to form a limerick. Whoever provides the last line, also supplies the first line of the next limerick.
In the interests of clarity, if you provide the concluding line, please also include the whole, completed limerick in your post.
'k? Good. Let's get started:
There once was a lunatic fringe
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Hmmmm...