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To All My PC Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To All My Non-PC Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

YYZ30 wrote:

Xanadu wrote:Ewww, the dog too?

My monitor thanks you for the coffee bath

This is the best!!!!

I heard a sound bite of Clinton on my way to work today in his infamous speech about not having relations with Monica.................How funny is that?!?!?!?!

awip2062 wrote:To All My PC Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To All My Non-PC Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

That not only hurt to read, it hurt to quote.

awip2062 wrote:To All My PC Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To All My Non-PC Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

PC . . . yeah, like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!

Joe Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6AM.

While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved
with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress
shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA),
he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much
he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN JAPAN),
he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY), filled it with GAS (FROM SAUDI ARABIA)
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB .

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer
(MADE IN MALAYSIA), Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE), turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA).....


...and then wondered why he can't find a good-paying job in AMERICA.


Just a thought - Not a sermon.

Okay, so what DO we make? Other than credit card debt and weans?

If he put on his boots (Made in Canada) instead of his tennis shoes (Made in Korea) he might have had a better chance of finding an American job and a better chance of "making" something of himself.


Entirely unpolitical but maybe, semi - political?
And the category again please is?

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about
the world. After her talk she offers a question time.

One little boy puts up his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth," the boy replies.

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"


"I have three questions:


"First - whatever happened to the medical health care plan you were
paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as
President?


"Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed
the office?


"Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you
left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the
kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's
right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and
asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question, Larry?"

"I have five questions:


"First - whatever happened to the medical health ca re plan you were
paid to develop during your husband's eight years in the office as
President?


"Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed
the office?


"Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you
left the White House?


"Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?


"Fifth - Where's Kenneth?"

awip2062 wrote:Okay, so what DO we make?

we make PAUL REED SMITH GUITARS!

FLORIDA POLL

The latest telephone poll taken by the Florida Governor's
office, asked whether people who live in Florida think illegal
immigration is a serious problem:



29% of respondents answered:

"Yes, it is a serious problem."



71% of respondents answered:


"No es una problema seriosa."

BAH!!!

This is a joke that was sent to me by a Republican buddy who obviously has a "rounded" sense of humor.

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A teacher started the morning session by asking her class how many of them were Republicans. Every child raised their hands except little Jane.

The teacher was shocked by this and asked Jane why she wasn't Republican. Jane said "Because both my mom and dad are Democrats, so I am a Democrat."

The teacher responded "My dear, if your mother and father were criminals, would that mean you are a criminal too?"

Little Jane said, "No, then we'd be Republicans."

LOL Good to see one able to laugh at himself.

A grandmother just finished reading a story to her grandson.

"Grannie," the boy began, "do all fairy tales begin with, 'Once upon a time'?"

"No, dear," she replied, "There's a whole series that begins with, 'If elected I promise...'"

ROFLMBO yuk yuk!!!