When you have no clue as to what you want to say
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schuette
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Location: Grangemouth, Scotland
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by schuette » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:18 pm
Who was cold so I gave him my coat
spiders_are_eating_me
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by spiders_are_eating_me » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:21 pm
Then he pooped on me foot
You will never find true happiness. Whatcha gonna do, cry about it?
schuette
Posts: 17945 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:45 am
Location: Grangemouth, Scotland
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by schuette » Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:28 pm
so I gave him a boot
Amarok
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by Amarok » Thu Nov 27, 2003 5:21 pm
One day I saw an old goat
who was cold so I gave him my coat
then he pooped on me foot
so I gave him a boot
then a shout comes out of its throat
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There's an event that night...
schuette
Posts: 17945 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:45 am
Location: Grangemouth, Scotland
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by schuette » Thu Nov 27, 2003 5:30 pm
As Christmas day was looming
rushlight
Posts: 1192 Joined: Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:45 pm
Location: Texas
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by rushlight » Thu Nov 27, 2003 8:04 pm
I see some mistletoe blooming
I love my Welshman.
schuette
Posts: 17945 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:45 am
Location: Grangemouth, Scotland
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by schuette » Thu Nov 27, 2003 9:02 pm
I went for the kiss
but man did I miss
rushlight
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Location: Texas
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by rushlight » Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:18 pm
As I hit the brick wall and went swooning! (ouch)
Hee hee. Let's make up another yarn!
A lightning bolt sparked up the sky
As something hit me right in the eye
I love my Welshman.
Immortal for a Ltd Time
Posts: 1274 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:54 pm
Location: Wandering the face of the Earth
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by Immortal for a Ltd Time » Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:00 am
It came from a bird
I thought "how absurd!"
I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance
KaelMwithascrubbrush
Posts: 588 Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:52 am
Location: I don't know, but there's a snake in my boot and an arrow just hit me in the butt!
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by KaelMwithascrubbrush » Sat Nov 29, 2003 9:50 am
As I batted away a fly.
"I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
-Steven Wright
rushlight
Posts: 1192 Joined: Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:45 pm
Location: Texas
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by rushlight » Sat Nov 29, 2003 6:12 pm
How about something gross?
Roaches are disgusting creatures
I love my Welshman.
Devil's Advocate
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by Devil's Advocate » Sun Nov 30, 2003 8:21 am
Roaches are disgusting creatures
I can't even look at their pictures
But with a glass of wine
They might taste divine
want to try my cockroach sandwiches?
Immortal for a Ltd Time
Posts: 1274 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 1:54 pm
Location: Wandering the face of the Earth
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by Immortal for a Ltd Time » Sun Nov 30, 2003 11:50 pm
Next...
Potatoes go well with baked ham
I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance
Medinaquirin
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Location: Strider's pants
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by Medinaquirin » Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:17 am
Potatoes go well with baked ham
And coleslaw, some bread and some jam
We'll ask Richard Pryor
Who set himself on fire
For barbecue tips for the ham
~Time is a spiral, space is a curve
I know you get dizzy but try not to lose your nerve ~