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Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:53 pm**

DarkCityJay wrote:No, but you would certainly set off the redneck detectors. For these types of incidents, Airline security would be forced to alert the Mullet Police.

They can't see my flag tattoo unless I roll up my sleeve.

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:55 pm**

Chasartymac wrote:Jeez, I just scrolled down to this pic and my dog yelped and took off out the door, and a magnet on my desk flew into the screen, breaking it.

You think the tongue piercing effects his speech when he says, "Do you want fries with that?"

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:56 pm**

OMFG! hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Jesus dude, I thought the redneck jokes were ACTUALLY jokes!

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:56 pm**

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 9:58 pm**

by-tor wrote:
Chasartymac wrote:Jeez, I just scrolled down to this pic and my dog yelped and took off out the door, and a magnet on my desk flew into the screen, breaking it.

You think the tongue piercing effects his speech when he says, "Do you want fries with that?"

Not as badly as when you say through your 3 teeth: "Gee whiz, sis! You sure do look purdy today!"

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:17 pm**

DarkCityJay wrote:OMFG! hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Jesus dude, I thought the redneck jokes were ACTUALLY jokes!

Well, to all but schuette, they are.....but she's from Scotland, and doesn't know a what a real redneck is anyway.

I keep telling them that I can't be a redneck since.....

A) I have all my original teeth
B) All the cars in my driveway actually work (and none have a gunrack in them)
C) My house doesn't have wheels
D) Even though I have 16+ years of school like most rednecks, it didn't take me all those years to get to the 7th grade.
E) I'm from Louisiana...home of Cajun's and Coonasses....Rednecks are mainly from Mississippi and Alabama.
F) And the number one reason I can't be a redneck....I've never been cow-tipping.

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:18 pm**

DarkCityJay wrote:Not as badly as when you say through your 3 teeth: "Gee whiz, sis! You sure do look purdy today!"

A few hours a day for a couple of years with a shrink will cure you of that.

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:20 pm**

Way to go By-Tor! Did you figure all that stuff out for when you cross the border into the North?

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:23 pm**

*Lifesonite wrote:Way to go By-Tor! Did you figure all that stuff out for when you cross the border into the North?

The people talk funny up here. Keep asking me if I want a pop and all kinds of wierd stuff. And what the hell is that smell?!?!?!

Of course, being this close to Canada, I won't be so quick to blame the smell on New York.

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 10:25 pm**

I'm glad to see you're enjoying your stay up here

Posted: **Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:11 pm**

*Stalking Lnite*

Posted: **Sun Apr 04, 2004 11:20 am**

I am married and have four kids! *razz*

Posted: **Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:17 pm**

by-tor wrote:
*Lifesonite wrote:Way to go By-Tor! Did you figure all that stuff out for when you cross the border into the North?
The people talk funny up here. Keep asking me if I want a pop and all kinds of wierd stuff. And what the hell is that smell?!?!?! Of course, being this close to Canada, I won't be so quick to blame the smell on New York.

unles the smell is of awesome coniferous forests you'll have to blame new york

Posted: **Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:18 pm**

Sir Myghin wrote:unles the smell is of awesome coniferous forests you'll have to blame new york

Trees stink.

Posted: **Sun Apr 04, 2004 5:19 pm**

You'll get used to it, I understand you don't have many trees down there

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