Dr.Spuds Physco Therapy

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 5:12 pm

Dear Dr. Spudly,
I've got a problem with me pizza....it keeps disappearing....What should I do?
Signed...pizzaless in Murray's cave

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 9:50 pm

Mr. Potatoe Head wrote:Office hours are M-F 12:00 to 12:30 extended in extreme circumstances.

that's it, half an hour a day?????....what wages you getting paid? why you not here longer? what if I really need you and it's after 12:30? what if I really need you and it's before 12:00? and what about the weekend? dont you think that you've got shitty hours? I mean not working at all at the weekends is that not just a wee tad lazy? can you cure me of me asking questions all the time?
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Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 6:00 am

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 6:07 am

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:14 am

Mr. Potatoe Head wrote:I have to keep it PG13 so suck on a lolly pop
Extended hours 6:30-7:15 AM lunch12:00-12:30 odd hours in evenings and weekends as Schuette is an unusual case and needs all the Physco Therapy Dr Spud can mash

does it have to be a lolly pop that I suck on

and I'm so glad to hear that you'll also be open some other hours....cheers

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:51 am

Mermaid of the Lunar Sea · Tue Nov 25, 2003 2:14 pm

Dr. Spud-
I have homicidal thoughts about those who say "Happy Turkey Day". What should I do?
-Mermaid

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 3:57 pm

KaelMwithascrubbrush · Tue Nov 25, 2003 4:36 pm

Are raw figs and old prunes all they're cracke up to be?

Signed,
Bloated and Painful

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 4:53 pm

Help me....

Everything I eat tastes like PURPLE!

It doesn't matter what it is...it all tastes the same...I used to love pruple but I am so tired of it...I even tried dying my milk green but it still tasted purple...please, can you help me?

Xan

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:46 am

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:50 am

Kares4Rush · Post by **Kares4Rush** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 10:28 am

Dear Dr. Spud,

My family has dained that I construct a "cornucopia" for the centerpiece like I did when I was a kid.

Fruit, gourds and nuts...

Well, my nuts aren't "cracked up" to what they oughtta be.

What shall I do?

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Thu Nov 27, 2003 12:37 pm

Dear Dr. Spud,
The potatos are missing! Spudone smashed the hash mash.
Signed, where'd I miss the gravy train?

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