Things to ponder.....

Me · Post by Me » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:06 am

Time is the devourer of all things

Things to make you ponder!

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Can you cry under water?

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on

luggage?

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in

a boat?

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:19 am

Why do Americans park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

oh well, must be me wondering things again...hahaha

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:58 pm

I ponder about pondering things to ponder.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:02 pm

No Pinky, to take over the world!!

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:08 pm

If you make a deal with Katherine Hepburn is it wrong to say "Lets shake on it"

**ewww that was in really poor taste**

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:16 pm

didnt get that one soupie....

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:18 pm

never mind... It was too cruel to try to explain. Watch On Golden Pond and you will understand.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:19 pm

I have watched it lol

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:20 pm

SOUP!!!

that was mad-sickly-funny

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:24 pm

OK Siggy since you are a sick bastard like me, If a fly lands on Christopher Reeve, is it wrong to say "Don't move"

**Soup is going to Hell for that one**

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:28 pm

now that I got and laughed at

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:28 pm

It's not as bad as having a girl in a bar tell me she's been sober for a year, and me raising my glass and saying: "Here's to ya"

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:30 pm

if they want to brag about being sober I'd do the same

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:24 pm

Hey Schu! *proost!*

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:42 pm

its nice to know Schu is as sick as I am.