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Devil's Advocate
Posts: 927 Joined: Mon Nov 17, 2003 2:42 pm
Location: Pembs, Wales, UK
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by Devil's Advocate » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:45 pm
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi
Me:
I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Devils Advocate's Lurgy.
Cause: watching too much television
Symptoms: excessive liver pain, wrist swelling, enhanced vision, mild shrunken head
Cure: psychiatry
rushlight:
Bad luck! You are suffering from
Rushlightosis.
Cause: psychological
Symptoms: sores, humming, phantom pregnancy
Cure: sleep
rushlight
Posts: 1192 Joined: Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:45 pm
Location: Texas
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by rushlight » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:59 pm
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I love my Welshman.
schuette
Posts: 17945 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:45 am
Location: Grangemouth, Scotland
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by schuette » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:53 am
Congratulations! You are suffering from
Schuetteosis.
Cause: genetically-modified sausages
Symptoms: occasional jaw dislocation, sudden joint pain, laughing, automatic writing
Cure: take three spoons of cod liver oil and come back in the morning
Me
Posts: 3086 Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:20 am
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by Me » Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:47 am
Me:
Cause: stress
Symptoms: frequent lack of reflection in mirrors, hallucinations, low blood pressure
Cure: eat more civet cats
When evil is allowed to compete with good, evil has an emotional populist appeal that wins out unless good men & women stand as a vanguard against abuse.
Kares4Rush
Posts: 3191 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:31 am
Location: New York
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by Kares4Rush » Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:50 am
Good lord! You are suffering from
Kares4Rush's Disorder.
Cause: watching too much television
Symptoms: abdominal swelling, wheezing, mild redness of nose, talking like a pirate
Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait
Freeze this moment a little bit longer...
Xanadu
Posts: 7878 Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:26 pm
Location: My vortex.
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by Xanadu » Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:05 pm
Och what is this shit...
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Xanadu's Syndrome.
Cause: a blow to the head
Symptoms: nose extension, eyelid swelling, dementia
Cure: attempt to repeat cause
We're all mad here!
Xanadu
Posts: 7878 Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:26 pm
Location: My vortex.
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by Xanadu » Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:08 pm
Me wrote: Me:
Cause: stress
Symptoms: frequent lack of reflection in mirrors, hallucinations, low blood pressure
Cure: eat more civet cats
LOL
We're all mad here!
awip2062
Posts: 25518 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:15 am
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by awip2062 » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:15 pm
*sigh* Oh my. Just don't tell my pastor or praise and worship band leader, eh?
I thought as much. You are suffering from
Awip's Disease.
Cause: influence of the Devil
Symptoms: bleeding gums, bursts of flame, extreme pimples
Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream
Onward and Upward!
Xanadu
Posts: 7878 Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:26 pm
Location: My vortex.
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by Xanadu » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:33 pm
better call the exorcist
We're all mad here!
awip2062
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by awip2062 » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:43 pm
*sigh* Yeah, before, well.....never mind!
Onward and Upward!
digitalrushdude
Posts: 108 Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2005 6:55 pm
Location: Riverside, CA
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by digitalrushdude » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:38 pm
lol not likely
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Digitalrushdudeosis.
Cause: sexually transmitted
Symptoms: gargling, brain swelling, confusion
Cure: take three ibuprofen every day before meals
schuette
Posts: 17945 Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 2:45 am
Location: Grangemouth, Scotland
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by schuette » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:51 am
digitalrushdude wrote: lol not likely
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Digitalrushdudeosis.
Cause: sexually transmitted
Symptoms: gargling, brain swelling, confusion
Cure: take three ibuprofen every day before meals
you are far to young to have caught that!!
awip2062
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by awip2062 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:17 pm
He is 14, so, no, he is not too young, unfortunately.
Onward and Upward!
digitalrushdude
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by digitalrushdude » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:33 pm
im staying virgin until i am married, so its a moot point anyway
awip2062
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by awip2062 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:44 pm
Best way to be safe, my boy. Can't get something if you don't do what it takes to get it.
Onward and Upward!