Inappropriate names for pets

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Well, the "Oh no" bird has 4 inch legs, and a 10 inch pecker.............


When he comes in for a landing, he screams..............."OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Hahahahaha!

He should try for a hole in one on the golf course...or a basketball hoop might do.
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Is that yer final answer? :-D


No kidding.
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Nancy Pelosi
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A poodle named Richard Simmons because as soon as you come into the room it sticks its nose in your balls. Oh, and can't stand skinny women.
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what's skinny women got to do with pet names :lol:
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Well, perhaps because you can throw one and get Fido to fetch, but I was referring to how Richard Simmons craves the company of obese ladies and doesn't have too much to say to a "hot" one (except for ass-waxing tips.)
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I dont know who Richard Simmons is :lol:
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Big Blue Owl wrote:Shit! Then you have missed out on many laughs in yer life.
no I never...I grew up with british humour ;)

but I'll check them out...cheers :-D
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Me too! Brit humo(u)r is the best, but there are a few Americans who deserve a mention. This wack-job is one of 'em.
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zepboy wrote:Nancy Pelosi
OH SNAP!! (coffee-snarf)

that was too funny

she's OUT THERE.
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Howzabout Hillary? wouldn't name a but-ugly bulldog Hillary!
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zepboy wrote:Howzabout Hillary? wouldn't name a but-ugly bulldog Hillary!
yep...that would be animal cruelty.
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snotty hosebag
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