(Caged Words)

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:44 am

(I think you missed my joke.)

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:45 am

i never...i just didnt respond to it

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:46 am

(Was it that bad?)

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:47 am

yep

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:48 am

(Dang)

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 3:06 pm

(Bro does know good jokes, but Pan told us the best one!)

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:48 am

which was...?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:11 pm

(Just do it)

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:39 pm

(I can't tell it, but I think it is posted in the jokes section here somewhere.)

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:03 pm

(I members it....I thinks...)

(A woman wanted to have a facelift, so she went to see the doctor. ?Yes, I can do it, but you?ll have to return in a few months for a follow-up,? the doctor says.

?I would much rather have it done all at once. I don?t want to have to back,? she tells him.

Thinking for a few minutes, the doctor tells her, ?We do have a new procedure. We put a screw in the top of your head, then any time you happen to see wrinkles reappearing, you turn the screw and it pulls the skin up causing the wrinkles to disappear.?

bags under eyes - dark circles around eyes

?Perfect,? she says, ?that?s what I?d like to have.?

A few months later the woman bursts into the doctor?s office. ?How?s the procedure holding up?? he asks her. ?Horrible!? she shouts. ?It?s the biggest mistake I?ve ever made.?

?What do you mean? What?s wrong?? asks the doctor. ?What?s wrong? Take a look at these bags under my eyes,? she screams.

?Ma?am, those are not bags,? the doctor says, ?those are your breasts." To which the lady replied, "Well that explains the goatee.")

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:04 pm

(That is the one!)

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:12 pm

(Is a good one)

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<---caged smilie)

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:53 pm

(*Caged laughing my ass off!!*)

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:25 pm

(^^^ Remembers the was Rene looked telling it, I am sure)

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:09 pm

(good one)