Christmas joke...

KaelMwithascrubbrush · Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:36 am

This is one my mom told along time ago, and now that my kids are in elementary school, I appreciate it much more:

A boy brings a picture of the nativity he drew to his mother and explains all of the elements of it. Mary, Joseph, the Baby Jesus, the shepherds, etc. When he's done, his mother notices something he didn't explain. She points to a small fat boy in the corner. "And who is this?" she asks. "Oh," says the boy, "that's Round John Virgin."

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:36 am

Hey, we should have more holiday funnies posted!

Anyone else?

Post by PV » Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:49 pm

That's funny! I'm going to have to remember that one, KaelMAgainWithAGoodStoryOrJoke.

AnalogK · Post by **AnalogK** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 1:25 am

Nice Clean Fun

KaelMwithascrubbrush · Wed Dec 24, 2003 10:39 am

Santa Clause, the Toothfairy, the Easterbunny, and an honest politician are walking down the street when they find a $100 bill on the sidewalk. All of them bend over to get it at the sametime. Who gets it? None of them, they're all figments of your imagination.

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sun Dec 28, 2003 2:04 am

AnalogK wrote: Nice Clean Fun

Aye! *Stalking the Count*