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The downfall of Barbie

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:47 pm
by Xanadu
The plastic bitch in her glorious fake smile...don't let it fool you she feels nothing!
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The bitch stars in politically incorrect S&M pornos...
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...gets into dancing when she looses her modeling job and is no longer even worthy of the mindless worship...what could it be?

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DRUGS!!!! (Methamphetamines)

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...and her current state...
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:12 am
by schuette
you really have a hang up about barbie...it's only a doll :lol:

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:17 am
by rushlight
Hides barbie collection from Xan. :shock: :razz:

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:56 am
by Middle Kingdom
mmmmm exotic dancer Barbie.

er, yeah, it's just a doll!

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:02 pm
by awip2062
*makes piles of Barbie parts*

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:48 pm
by Xanadu
awip2062 wrote:*makes piles of Barbie parts*
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:14 pm
by schuette
sad sad people getting hung up on a doll...*shakes head*

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:27 am
by awip2062
I like to make piles of them, but I prefer to hang from tree branches.

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:23 pm
by Xanadu
...or drown them in the pool :twisted:

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:07 pm
by awip2062
I prefer the hanging from trees still. Pools aren't as fun as ponds or rivers.

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:07 pm
by Walkinghairball
Melt them down.

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:08 pm
by awip2062
Oooooooooooh that is fun too! Did you know they drip when they burn if you hold them up on a stick?

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:10 pm
by Walkinghairball
Barbie kabobs?

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:11 pm
by awip2062
I wouldn't EAT her. Ew, Bro. You are gross.

Posted: Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:12 pm
by Walkinghairball
Just put anothah shrimp on the bharrrrrbie!!! :-D