The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:07 pm

You all have seen the pix of those really big pyramids in Egypt...............I built all of them.

Me · Post by Me » Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:05 pm

That is right Hairy but I was your task master

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:11 pm

I am de-evolving into a fish now.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:38 pm

I crasher ME'S car lastnight in a high speed shootout with the cops.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:45 pm

Joey told me that he hated to shoot you, but he thought you were gonna shoot him first.

Me · Post by Me » Sun Aug 13, 2006 5:49 am

I can crack an assortment of nuts with my rectum muscle, brazil nuts are a bit tuff but I can still do it and by the way, when I pass gas they are completely oderless

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:56 am

I ran a marathon the day and won

Me · Post by Me » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:54 am

I won the lottery yesterday, only 10 million though

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:34 pm

I am SO upset that we are having za today.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 2:46 pm

We took the stage at our gig last night wearing Red Hot Chili Peppers stage gear.................................Yeah, just the tube socks.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:15 am

would hate to see hairy's band doing a gig

Me · Post by Me » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:16 am

I found a pirates hidden treasure and not only was it filled with glittering gold it also had a Genie in a bottle and I had three wishes. My first wish was for world peace in the world. My second wish was for no more hunger or suffering in the world. My third wish was for "Rush" to tour this year.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:50 am

I see there was no wishes for Schu to be transported to America

Me · Post by Me » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:13 am

I remember my primordial past as a albatross.

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 11:04 am

Me didnt change his previous post