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The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:48 am    Post subject: The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!! Reply with quote

Make all yer outrageous claims here.


I'll kick it off.



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I taught Buddy Rich how to play drums.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I played baseball, I was what you would call a "Contact Hitter"....If I got a base hit, I would holler:

"HEY.....Somebody contact the coach and tell him I got a HIT!!!" headbang
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BTW......I ALSO INVENTED THE INTERNET Twisted Evil Cool

FORGET what you heard about Al Gore...

(he's just a silver-spoon-fed-weenie that inherited millions from tobacco...what does HE know?) Razz Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My penis is 12 inches long
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soup4Rush wrote:
My penis is 12 inches long


mine is too, but when it's limp
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am going to marry Rob Halford this weekend and all of you will be picked up in about 5 minutes by a limo filled with your favorite beverages.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHA AS IF Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Siggs is laughing because this is the bold-faced lie thread and he knows I am telling the truth.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey t...not slamming Leon or anything (he's my Bro, yaknow?), but since you're a teacher, shouldn't the spelling of the thread name be "bald-faced" instead of "bold-faced" I mean, I'm BOLD-Faced--and I LIE here, but am I wrong? Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some say "bold" some say "bald" and I say that Neil looks good wether bold or bald.

*hopes she skeetered out of that one with the mention of the Professor*
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

headbang then it's all good, and I shall remain bold-faced and like it
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whew!

I am SO thankful for Neil.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeppers......t dodges another hair-splitter!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw three Red BMWs travelling down Hwy 101 east this morning and Neil was on each of them at the same time!
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm willing to bet you all didn't know that I'm the owner and offical photgrapher of Victoria's Secret and I know alot of their secrets too
I also own a 54' yacht have a huge home in Bermuda and do occasional "HITS" for the international community.
Other than I'm just a normal sort of guy. Cool
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