How will you die?

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:44 pm

We all have to go sometime. One question that comes to mind is how it will happen. To find the answer to this question click this link:

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

Here is how I will be taken out:

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.

SWEET! It doesn't get much funnier than that!

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:56 pm

After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

actually me and my pal was talking about skydiving last night....I know this will never come true as not even a million quid would get me jumping out of a plane

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:14 pm

LOL Dan mangled my hand in the garbage disposal while I was trying to clear it out and I bleed to death. hehe

Mini · Post by **Mini** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:06 pm

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.

lucky me O-o

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:50 pm

my lips will be sewn together with heavy-gauge catgut, and I will be trolled slowly through shark-infested waters.

well, that's what Sigette said would happen - if I screwed up one more time. LOL

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:35 pm

Well, I die like this.

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:36 pm

I just did OLS's and she dies like this...................

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:57 pm

CygnusX1 wrote:my lips will be sewn together with heavy-gauge catgut, and I will be trolled slowly through shark-infested waters.

well, that's what Sigette said would happen - if I screwed up one more time. LOL

Reminds me of the song Wake Up Dead. LOL

awip2062 · Post by **awip2062** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:58 pm

Walkinghairball wrote:Well, I die like this.

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

So you ARE going to become a rock star! \m/

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:43 pm

While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.

I wonder if that means I'll be playing baseball as well? I'm probably the least sporty person I know! Will PV be playing too? We've pretty much figured out that we'd have to go at the same time. What are the odds of a disgruntled player taking us both out?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:45 pm

awip2062 wrote:
Walkinghairball wrote:Well, I die like this.

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).
So you ARE going to become a rock star! \m/

*Made me LMAO!!!*

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:01 am

I piss my 350-pound brother-in-law off, so he tears my right arm off - and clubs me to death with it.

Post by PV » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:11 am

While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

*makes note to eat indoors at all times from now on*

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:41 am

PV wrote:While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

*makes note to eat indoors at all times from now on*

that would be a homicide bomber PV, but point noted.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:24 am

This is REALLY how I'm gonna meet my maker, and why: