What is George thinking?

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:12 pm

George is now saying............................"Where's the love."

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:12 am

Gee, I've never done that in front of this many people before. You think I should?

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:53 pm

Honestly, this is how the former president taught me I was supposed to do it...

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 5:31 am

"Some are big, some are small. THAT'S what I call diversity!"

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:38 am

"Don't worry, Consuela. I'm working on a secret deal to ensure that you and all of your family, hell, your entire country, can come and go as you please. Now back to work. These carrots wont wash themselves."

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:25 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:"Don't worry, Consuela. I'm working on a secret deal to ensure that you and all of your family, hell, your entire country, can come and go as you please. Now back to work. These carrots wont wash themselves."

LOL!!! That wasn't the direction I thought you'd take that one.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:53 am

I like to keep ya guessing

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:15 pm

Hey Maria Consuela Anna Lucretia Rosale Sophia Francesca Lucia Angelina Theresa Juanita, you remind me of Laura in many ways!

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 9:57 am

ElfDude wrote:

Lord Jesus' I hope it don't try and kiss me without a breath mint.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:26 am

George is saying;

Yoda, the time of the Jedi is nigh. I'm pleased that you've gained weight and come over to the Dark Side.

Walkinghairball · Post by **Walkinghairball** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:36 pm

ElfDude wrote:

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 -
He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him ... his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets
a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton . The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,
"I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing
but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between Bushes."

---ya gotta love it. But-not enough to put his old lady in the White House!!!

zepboy · Post by **zepboy** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:56 pm

You don't think I can play slap the baby?