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Something I saw recently . . .

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This is a new thread I would like to ged going. Simply mention something odd, funny, interesting, or otherwise of note that you would like to share with others.



Today I was in Walmart and I overheard a woman with a very large belly tell a friend that she would never buy a certain blouse because it would make her look pregnant! LOL
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I drove by a laundromat (sp?) and peered into the glass front of the building. I saw a gigantic woman, huge stomach and breasts, mouth going a mile-a-minute. She was using her massive chest-shelf to fold her clothes. She laid a towel on them, just under her chin, and began folding into a rectangle. Her mouth stopped for a second when she looked out and saw me laughing uncontrollably and wiping the iced tea off of my chin.
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LOL BBO, wish I coulda seen both ya'll's faces!
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A few years ago I was driving through southern West Virginia.

I see a old woman, and she has a HUGE painted plywood sign in her yard that said:

"THIS PROPERTY PROTECTED BY FIREARMS FOUR DAYS A WEEK...

YOU CHOOSE THE DAYS."
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I saw a mature bald Eagle, two red fox's and a queer masterbating in front of another queer the park yesterday.
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Me wrote:I saw a mature bald Eagle, two red fox's and a queer masterbating in front of another queer the park yesterday.
wow...some wildlife, a pitcher and a catcher. hahahaha
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LMAO
When evil is allowed to compete with good, evil has an emotional populist appeal that wins out unless good men & women stand as a vanguard against abuse.
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Saw this spray-painted on a freeway divider:

"HELP STOP VANDALISM!"
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We have many bald eagles in our neighborhood. I saw a pack of crows taking random divebombs at a bald eagle as he soared majestically across the sky. Then, without warning, he turned and impaled two of them sharply with his beak, and the other crows scampered as the bodies of their pals fell limp and lifeless to the ground. They had it coming.
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On my 1500 puttin' in to work this morning, saw a upside-down bumpersticker on the rear bumper of a 4X4:

"If you can read this - Flip me over"
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In Vancouver, BC, a sign informing us that the city is a nuclear weapons free zone.
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I saw a 63 yo drunk trying to explain why he thought kids should be allowed to drink and why the legal drinking of 21 is the stoopidest law ever.
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I was looking at an ad for an after Thanksgiving sale and the flier stated in small print that there would be a minimum of three of the computers that were on super-duper sale at each store.

More like three and no more, I think!
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Saw some fine print for low interest car financing....

"Exceptional Credit" customers get 1% financing....

In ENGLISH, it's a ONE YEAR NOTE AT LOW INTEREST.

who-the-hell can afford that?

If you're not giving up a outrageous down payment, this is
a hook to get you on the lot.
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Is it any wonder the people of this nation are so in debt? Tricks everywhere coupled with advertising that makes us think we need it all.
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