It's in the trees !
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- Aerosmitten
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***Two tall trees, a Birch and a Beech, are growing in the
old woods....
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech
says to the Birch:
"Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The Birch says he cannot tell.
Just then, a Woodpecker lands on the sapling....
The Birch says: "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert...
Can you tell if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies: "It is neither a son of a Beech - nor a son of a Birch."
"However, it IS the best piece of ASH I ever put my pecker in."***
old woods....
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the Beech
says to the Birch:
"Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The Birch says he cannot tell.
Just then, a Woodpecker lands on the sapling....
The Birch says: "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert...
Can you tell if that is a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies: "It is neither a son of a Beech - nor a son of a Birch."
"However, it IS the best piece of ASH I ever put my pecker in."***
Don't start none...won't be none.
- Walkinghairball
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