A Reply to MoveOn - I'm Voting DEMOCRAT Because...

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:13 am

"Our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes
and all the benefits of American citizenship."

-Ben Shapiro, townhall.com
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/BenS ... g_democrat

ElfDude · Post by **ElfDude** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:47 am

Heh... in addition to the column, I'm really enjoying the comments that follow.

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:14 am

In hindsight, I do believe we would have been better off shooting those bastards over there, then locking them up at Gitmo.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:12 am

"We're all warmongers, racists, environmental rapists and secret emissaries of big corporations. We're going to reinstitute the draft, start a war with Canada and then relocate African-Americans to Quebec."

Hahaha! I can't believe this grumpy douchebag admits it!

His comments were not humorous at all, but the video he refers to is hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiQJ9Xp0xxU

"I'm voting Republican because women just can't be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies. Never, ever, EVER!"

-Rev. David Madison - Evangelical leader

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:26 am

Soup4Rush wrote:In hindsight, I do believe we would have been better off shooting those bastards over there, then locking them up at Gitmo.

Yeah, maybe use their eyeballs as olives in a very dry Martini. Drag their dirty, broken, bloody, brown-skinned (meaning terrorist) carcasses through the streets and leave them for dogs to chew on like jerky. Then shoot the dogs and make a stew for the children of the nearest village.

Who cares if they haven't even had an inquiry, let alone a trial to confirm any guilt whatsoever?

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:34 am

or we could just turn em loose in your neighborhood..

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:40 am

After they have a trial, and if they are innocent of the charges, that would be cool.

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 8:47 am

but why take chances, lets go with your suggestion instead.. but leave the dogs alone..

Hows things brudda Owl.. haven't seen ya around in awhile..

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:29 am

I'm doing Souper, man!

Bit of a vacation. Thought you'd finally be rid o' me, eh? Seriously, though, it was a much-needed respite. Good to be back.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:03 am

Okay, let's get back to the gist of the thread...

MoveOn did a pinhead ad that features (obvious) democrats giving
facetious answers to why they're "voting Republican."

We're supposed to be giving a reciprocal "reason" as to why we're
"voting Democrat."

**silences hijack alarm**

**unleashes the hounds**

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:06 am

".....I believe that if I don't have enough money, the solution is for the
government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is
$5 per gallon?"

Soup4Rush · Post by **Soup4Rush** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:12 am

CygnusX1 wrote:Okay, let's get back to the gist of the thread...

MoveOn did a pinhead ad that features (obvious) democrats giving
facetious answers to why they're "voting Republican."

We're supposed to be giving a reciprocal "reason" as to why we're
"voting Democrat."

**silences hijack alarm**

**unleashes the hounds**

won't be none of that male bonding bullshit for hairy studs like us around here eh Sigs??

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:18 am

Nah, it makes me want to reach for a blunt object and start
wailin'.

But, to be fair, I've done my share of thread insurgencies...

Turnabout's fair play I guess.

Big Blue Owl · Post by **Big Blue Owl** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:21 am

We're supposed to be giving a reciprocal "reason" as to why we're
"voting Democrat."

Really? Sorry, I somehow missed the rules.

**silences hijack alarm**

You must be joking

You have a highjack alarm? Have you taken it out of the plastic yet?

...Cygnus, the God of Highjack, you shall be...

Ok, I'll try one;

I'm voting Democrat because for the last 8 years Republicans have ruined my beloved country in almost every way....

Nah, doesn't work. Doesn't seem funny somehow.

CygnusX1 · Post by **CygnusX1** » Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:28 am

Big Blue Owl wrote:Ok, I'll try one;

I'm voting Democrat because for the last 8 years Republicans have ruined my beloved country in almost every way....

Nah, doesn't work. Doesn't seem funny somehow.

Almost....but thank the elephants for keeping you safe all that time, and
thanks for playing.