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*Lifesonite · Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:28 am Post subject: Temple of Lifeson.

Please enter and give kind worship my good people. Praise him for what he is! Only whisper about what he is not, for I will not hear it! Please, make yourselves comfortable as once you enter... You can never leave!

awip2062 · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 25518

*t enters*

This place looks nice enough. Hmmm....

*Looks at *life*

Are you the Priest here?
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Kares4Rush · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 3191 Location: New York

Said it before...will say it again (and shout it):

Our beloved Alex shreds his guitar better than a CHEESE GRATER! Very Happy

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Freeze this moment a little bit longer...

*Lifesonite · Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 5:04 pm Post subject:

Yes, I am the first Priest of the Order. I need more enlightened ones to share the burden of spreading the word and divining the proper teachings that we would follow.

awip2062 · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 25518

So what must one do to become a Priest of this Order?
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wcp · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

just give me 29 bucks and your in mum! and any other members....
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"John Rutsey, who was a viking then, Geddy, who wasn't a viking and myself formed the band as it isn't today to patrol war-torn areas of the Middle-East and to incurr as many debts as possible. This we did with a passion."
- Alex Lifeson

Aerosmitten · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 8809 Location: Your House

*H walks in dressed in a large brown habbit with the hood down*

I am Father Brown, what have you done with my computer?
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*Lifesonite · Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 7:18 am Post subject:

Yes, a $29 entrance fee. Then you should buy the hat, robe and handbook. But seriously, you must prove yourself worthy! Listen to Caress of Steel and give me a report!

I pawned your computer so I could pay the temple's rent Twisted Evil

awip2062 · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 25518

$29? NO WAY I AM PAYING THAT!

I will go to Alex Anon for free!
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*Lifesonite · Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:19 pm Post subject:

Not all are fit to join His Temple. It is your choice.

The Snow Dog · Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2004 4:27 pm Post subject:

29 bucks, eh? if this is a temple, i'd be charging 2112$ or 211.2$, or of course 21.12$, and then there's 2.112 bucks (which evens out to 3.12, but that's not important) and then of course, .2112 bucks, (which is in fact eleven dollars and 12 cents.)

come ON man! call yourself a priest? HA! Syrinx probably rejected your application!

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Aerosmitten · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 8809 Location: Your House

Och, Syrinx told Lnite to ged out, and that Winstonis the man (bass) for her. (Syrinx is a drumset btw)

*Stalkign Lnite and SD*
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*Lifesonite · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2004 4:15 am Post subject:

You're in my Temple, Snow Dog! You would do well to respect your place in such a situation and leave! Rolling Eyes

Damned established Temples, they think they're better because they're pompous!

wcp · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Winston would like to join the group if Syrinx will be there. He misses her.
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"John Rutsey, who was a viking then, Geddy, who wasn't a viking and myself formed the band as it isn't today to patrol war-torn areas of the Middle-East and to incurr as many debts as possible. This we did with a passion."
- Alex Lifeson

awip2062 · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 25518

I am willing to pay the .2112 bucks, if that will suffice.
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