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touchet!

Hmm....how 'bout, "Eat right, diet and excersize, die anyway" or "Born 'free' taxed to death"?

Actually, two of the stickers on my snare drum say that.^^^

i'll put the stickers on your tombstone fer ya

Yeah, ya know what, people say you have to eat right and exercise. Ya gotta have huge arms and ripped abs, ya know why? So you can look good when you're dead. Even if you could live forever, someone'll kill ya. They'll kill ya, they'll kill ya with a knife.

That's a winning tombstone!

indeed. i'd enjoy reading it.

when I die
burry me
hang my balls
from a cherry tree...

Mine will say;
"Hey buddies, sorry I'm late! Did I miss anything?"

Mine will say :

"Why would you want to put anything meaningful on my tombstone when you put me in a cheap pine box!?"

I'd rather be burried in a pine-box than in one of those bloody bunkers that are built to withsatand atomic blasts. give back to the environment. a last gift sort of deal.

There you stand like I once did, here I lay as you will to.

Or fry me up good put me in a salt and pepper shaker and enjoy your meal.

I could care less what I'm buried in, I might prefer cremation. But it's a long time from now I think, by the time I die I might be able to have a space burial

I think I'd like mine to read, "He who dies with the most toys is still dead".

go away, i think would be suffice

Sir Myghin wrote:go away, i think would be suffice

LOL! Either that or, "What're YOU lookin' at?"

aye that would be humouorus


my physics teacher had 2 gravestone rubbings from some stoens, none she knows i found that really weird, but then again she is!