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If you think you know everything!

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Interesting. Shame that about half aren't true, and half the rest are unverifiable, but hey..... :P
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Mr. Potatoe Head wrote:An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
A male's eye is bigger than his brain :P

sorry I couldn't resist it :wink: :D
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Creepy. 8)
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schuette wrote:
Mr. Potatoe Head wrote:An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
A male's eye is bigger than his brain :P
And a woman's backside...

Oh never mind.

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Life in two dimensions is a mass-production scheme...
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EndlesslyRocking wrote:And a woman's backside...

Oh never mind.

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Up here, a woman is good for three things...
Onward and Upward!
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awip2062 wrote:
Up here, a woman is good for three things...
That's two more than down here....

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EndlesslyRocking wrote:
awip2062 wrote:
Up here, a woman is good for three things...
That's two more than down here....

:twisted:

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Rock on.

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Why does a bride dress in white?


Well the dishwasher should match the stove and the refrigerator...

*ducking the rotten tomatoes I see the women throwing*
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YYZ30 wrote:Why does a bride dress in white?
*ducking the rotten tomatoes I see the women throwing*
Me too!

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LMFAO!!!!....exactly where the male's brain is :lol:
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Ok, how about a hemispheric massage, then? :lol:
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Thank god I'm not a guy....I'd be pole-vaulting home :wink:
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Yes, and I'm at work!...I expect a visit from "Sexual Harrassment Panda" any moment.
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