Top 100 April Fool's day pranks

Immortal for a Ltd Time · Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:17 am

Check this out...there are some pretty funny pranks in here:

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/aprilfool2.html

Did anyone around here get involved with a prank?

Zivo · Post by **Zivo** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:20 am

5 other supervisors and I handed in our resignations today. The boss just grabbed them and huffed off to his office, leaving us all laughing behind him. Then I got a message that my car had been broken into (oh no! My stash!) and I ran out in the rain and cold for nothing. What a silly "holiday".

Here is an email message sent to all 1500 people at my place of employ:

This is an advanced reminder: This weekend will be the shortest weekend of
the year, even more so than previous years as we lose FOUR (4) hours because
we will set our clocks ahead. This Sunday at 2am is the day we 'spring
forward' our clocks 4 hours. It's different than previous years because
this Sunday is the 4th day of the 4th month of the 4th year of the
millennium, we spring 4 hours. So at 2am, we begin Daylight Saving Time and
it'll actually be 6 am! Let the spring fever kick in as clocks are turned
forward 4 hours, effectively moving 4 hours of daylight from the morning to
the evening.

Mr. Potatoe Head · Post by **Mr. Potatoe Head** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:22 pm

Diary of a special agent

I had a tuff day at work today.
Over exposure to special agents, they make my testicles want to scream. I wish I could say that I don't get into the whirlpool of political visatude but I'm eye deep in shit. Their ideological thinking that cultures advance more quickly through a good spanking, just makes me want to shit. Yes I know this can be true in certain circumstances but the expenses is to much for me to swallow. They laughed at my invention of psychokinesis telepathy made possible with my geostationary satellite server, She Bang. I was lucky to get the extra half a billion in grant money to continue on my research. Credit needs to go to the team, getting www.nationalatlas.gov/> up and running in recent months.
I'm in need of better research subjects all the steel of prisons are having a static effect in transmissions. If any of you rush peeps want to take a crack at it you will be duly compensated and a custom lead head liner will be afforded to you and of course this hasn't happen yet.

APRIL FOOLS

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:45 pm

i'm not reading all those! too many

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:46 pm

Telling people that Rush won't be able to do a tour. It wasn't my gag, but hey...

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:53 pm

i got not pranked hehe

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 5:18 pm

My friend called me over to try a new psychecdelic drug called Zeenar...I ended up snorting 2 lines of Sweet N' Low

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:43 pm

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

you got suckered!

Xanadu · Post by **Xanadu** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:36 am

I was just joking

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 1:43 pm

and i'm the king of spain

*Lifesonite · Post by *Lifesonite » Sat Apr 03, 2004 3:24 pm

Dude, Portugal would kick Spain's ass.

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 5:39 pm

tell them to bring it i will own their king in single combat

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Sat Apr 03, 2004 11:58 pm

You cannot own their king, Sir MYdweeb,he does not wish to be owned.

*Stalking Sir MYdweeb*

Sir Myghin · Post by **Sir Myghin** » Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:20 pm

i meant that in the context of defeat

Me · Post by Me » Fri Apr 01, 2005 6:28 am

That time of year again anyone have any good ones?