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What's she looking at?

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Below I post a recent picture of John Kerry and Hillary Clinton. Two funny things about this picture. The first is that Kerry really didn't want to do this photo-op with kids but the Clintons insisted on it. Here's a quote from the American Spectator:

John Kerry took his presumptive vice-presidential candidate Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton out for a test drive on Wednesday. And boy did everyone have fun. The dashing couple visited a preschool, where Kerry and his advisers initially balked at having him meet and greet the little tots, in part out of concerns that the candidate would not appear "loose" or comfortable around the little ones.
"It wasn't the photo-op we wanted, but Clinton's people were pushing it," says a Kerry campaign insider.


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But the best part is... what is Hillary looking at?

There's only one conclusion that you can draw when looking at this picture, and that is that Hillary is looking at Kerry's rear end. Now, he's holding a book, you say, so okay, maybe she's looking over his shoulder at the book. So we try to give her the benefit of the doubt. But look again, she's definitely looking at his rear end. Well... maybe she hasn't seen one in a while. No, that can't be it, she lives with one... or at least she used to... so that can't be it. So the picture remains a mystery.
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Let me lend my analytical mind to the query. Look closely at the picture, it looks like she's looking more off to the side than she's looking at Kerry. Also, due to his positioning his rear probably wouldn't be very visibly and therefore not a very tantalizing view. It may not be a good view in any case, I don't know, I've never looked, but that's beside the point!

Now, if you look closely it seems she has a tight grasp on the boy in her arms. If I had a child sitting on my lap I would probably only hold onto them and move my head in such a manner if I were re-positioning myself in my seat. My conclusion is that the photo was taken as she was re-positioning herself in her seat.
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If I was that kid on her lap I'd be struggling to get free too!

But, nah, she's looking at his rear end. Maybe he's come untucked back there and is showing a little crack?
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You defy all good logic, sir. I thought you sought intellucteal repartee!
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*Lifesonite wrote:You defy all good logic, sir.
Hey, I'M not the one looking at John Kerry's behind!
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Dude, he was in a band. Chicks dig dudes in bands 8)
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*Lifesonite wrote:Dude, he was in a band. Chicks dig dudes in bands 8)
Hmmm... does that mean I should advertise? Where do I buy a T-shirt that says, "I'm single and in a band!"?
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I think you can ged one made :D
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Umm..so....Elfie...when ya doing a photo-op? :wink:
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Aerosmitten wrote:Umm..so....Elfie...when ya doing a photo-op? :wink:
Um... why do you ask? Were you hoping to sit behind me?
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Errmmm.....Don't tell Lnite? :wink:
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You're not trying to tease me with a mutual friend now, are you? :roll:

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:roll: I'm sure I don't know what you are going on about, deah.
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Of course you don't, angelic miss innocent, always and forever :roll:
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Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in your voice? :?
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