Question
Hi ER! What's up dude? Heh... I try to act all cool and everything when I post here, ya know? Like I'm a major stud and all. I've even claimed to be a bass player so the chicks will dig me.
Truth is, I've never played the bass in my life. My mom wouldn't let me have one. She said electric instruments would react with my braces and cause brain failure. Every afternoon, I come home from school and practice my accordion. I can practice for hours (when I'm able to get home before the local kids give me an atomic wedgie). That's right, I said accordion. Stop Laughing!
Accordion is cool you know? All the cool guys play one, like Weird Al and Pee-Wee Herman and Jeff from The Wiggles. I even started a killer two man band:
The Dork Squad! Here's our photo:
Why won't people admit that the accordion is the coolest instrument on the planet? I wish RUSH had an accordion. I could do it! I'd be all jamming up there, working the ol' squeeze box during Spirit of Radio. It would be totally awesome! I'd rock, and the babes would be on me big time!
My Response
Your Ritalin has obviously not had the desired effect. Throw that accordion out the window and seek a psychiatric consult immediately. I'm afraid "brain failure" may have already occured...
