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What Color is Clear????
How Far Is Up???
How Hot is Cold????
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Where is me grog? :(
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Have you ever seen a fish fish?
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why do wee kids fall asleep 5mins before the bells at New Year but stay up till 1am every other day of the year...?
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where do doctors go for medical help?
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Shrimp

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Explain Large or Jumbo Shrimp
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is it funny when a clown dies?
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not if he dies right in front of you for real :shock:
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is man dogs best friend?
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Sir Myghin wrote:is man dogs best friend?
*Stalking Sir Mydweeb*
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Was Robin Hood's mom's first name "Mother"?

How much light does it take to not be dark?

How far down is deep?

Would you like fries with that?
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If the Virgin Mary had a sister, was she the auntie-Christ?
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it's a nice day till you walk out the front door....then it starts to pissing rain!!
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Devil's Advocate wrote:If the Virgin Mary had a sister, was she the auntie-Christ?
A-hahahahahahaha, clever....
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Who do you call when a tow truck breaks down?
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