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I think that it surely is time
To undulge in some lewd little rhymes
So come and join me
We'll create craftily
some poems about life, sex and crime :)




When playing mixed doubles in tennis ;)
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There's sweating and panting between us
I love my Welshman.
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keep the balls out the net
and hold your racket
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When playing mixed doubles in tennis
There's sweating and panting between us
keep the balls out the net
and hold your racket
Whoever scores most is the winners
I love my Welshman.
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Post by rushlight »

The sparrow soared high and low
I love my Welshman.
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And the salmon swam with the flow
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They both clearly see
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my baby and me
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The sparrow soared high and low
And the salmon swam with the flow
They both clearly see
my baby and me
planting a tree in a grove.
:D :D :D
I love my Welshman.
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I'm sitting alone in my chair :)
I love my Welshman.
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Upset and pulling at my hair
I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance
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my cat looks confused
"I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
-Steven Wright
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The dog's not amused
And my fish wishes he wasn't there!
Enchantment falls around me and I know I cannot leave...
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when by-tor mucked up and was down
we all sat around with a frown
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But now we're all back
I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance
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