Limericks!

Aerosmitten · Post by **Aerosmitten** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:48 pm

spiders_are_eating_me wrote:Ok...*ahem*

Sat on my own face yesterday
And everyone thought I was gay
So I said to them all
"I'm just having a ball
Or two"

Oh, wait, I think I did that wrong...

*Stalking Stat*

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 6:04 pm

Immortal for a Ltd Time wrote:Is playing with sex oriented toys

(I'm sooooo sorry, but I couldn't resist! Please forgive me! )

No problem Immortal.

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 6:14 pm

Time for something new! And I promise it won't be about you DA.

I wandered upon an old bog

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sat Nov 22, 2003 7:22 pm

and there I found a wounded dog

Immortal for a Ltd Time · Sun Nov 23, 2003 12:19 am

I wanted to help
But not make him yelp

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 3:20 pm

I wandered upon an old bog
and there I found a wounded dog
I wanted to help
But not make him yelp
but I found out soon it was a log

Devil's Advocate · Post by **Devil's Advocate** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:37 pm

When sweeping the floor with a broom

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Sun Nov 23, 2003 7:38 pm

and weaving some cloth on the loom

Panacea · Post by **Panacea** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 1:35 pm

Be careful--don't trip
Or the cloth you will rip

Amarok · Post by **Amarok** » Mon Nov 24, 2003 5:00 pm

When sweeping the floor with a broom
and weaving some cloth on the loom
Be careful--don't trip
Or the cloth you will rip
that might happen when you enter the room

(should work, shouldn't it?)

KaelMwithascrubbrush · Tue Nov 25, 2003 4:32 pm

While surfing the web without shoes
I slipped, now my mouse is all blue

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Tue Nov 25, 2003 8:44 pm

It is covered with paint
Oh my God, I will faint

schuette · Post by **schuette** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 7:31 am

While surfing the web without shoes
I slipped, now my mouse is all blue
It is covered with paint
Oh my God, I will faint
but at least it's not covered in poo!

Medinaquirin · Post by **Medinaquirin** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 12:10 pm

LOL!!!

Now, let's see if I can remember how this goes.....

My Uncle Billy had a ten foot willy
Which he showed to the lady next door
She thought it was a snake
So she cut it with a rake
And now it's only five foot four.

rushlight · Post by **rushlight** » Wed Nov 26, 2003 5:54 pm

Ha ha!

One day, I saw an old goat