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Who was cold so I gave him my coat
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Then he pooped on me foot
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so I gave him a boot
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One day I saw an old goat
who was cold so I gave him my coat
then he pooped on me foot
so I gave him a boot
then a shout comes out of its throat
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There's an event that night...
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:lol:


As Christmas day was looming
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I see some mistletoe blooming
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I went for the kiss
but man did I miss
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Post by rushlight »

As I hit the brick wall and went swooning! (ouch) :shock:


:wink: Hee hee. Let's make up another yarn!

A lightning bolt sparked up the sky
As something hit me right in the eye :shock:
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It came from a bird
I thought "how absurd!"
I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance
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As I batted away a fly. :shock:
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Post by rushlight »

How about something gross? :lol:

Roaches are disgusting creatures
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Roaches are disgusting creatures
I can't even look at their pictures
But with a glass of wine
They might taste divine
want to try my cockroach sandwiches?


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Post by Immortal for a Ltd Time »

Next...

Potatoes go well with baked ham
I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance
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Post by Medinaquirin »

Potatoes go well with baked ham
And coleslaw, some bread and some jam
We'll ask Richard Pryor
Who set himself on fire
For barbecue tips for the ham

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Post by Immortal for a Ltd Time »

^^ :lol:
I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance
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