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Hey hey hey!

*Chops off SMD's head*
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*Aero's eyes pop out at the sight of the Words and her ear drums burst when she hears them and then her tounge crawls down her throat and her skin peels off when they touch her...then she dies. :-D
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*cuts Xan in half with an S word*
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*The dead H lives on and eats XannaZa*
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I knock By-tor out with a zuchini, only to stuff him with a time-bomb and place his body near the By-tor.com server. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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PW can't ged her/his (sorry I dunno) hand out of By-Tor's fat ass while shoving the bomb in there....his asshole has closed shut on his hand and By-Tor laughs saying "the fate of by-tor.com shall be YOURS too!! HAHA HA HAHAHA!!!!" :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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*****BOOM*****

And we are all covered in guck.............. Nice. :x
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The intestinal contents of By-Tor rot and make everbody sick and they die.
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By-Tors electrical inturuptions and cold nights drain his battery acids power of transgression freeing us with his own gas.
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:shock:

The books pages shed dead Words poisonous mind food and we watch the children die. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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But Mermaid's regenerative powers bring the children back to life. Then Mermaid throws Xan in a vat of boiling lard for messing with kids. The autopsy on Xan cannot tell if she burned or drowned first.
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In the next life Xan harpoons the Seabitch and pulls her into the ship where all the sailors help torturing her by picking off her scales one by one and leaving her to die lashed helpless to the mast. Xan still laughs to this day when she thinks about the wretched screaming :twisted:
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*Shudders in fear*

Dang Xanny, you frighten me sometimes. :-D
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Post by Mermaid of the Lunar Sea »

Xanadu wrote:In the next life Xan harpoons the Seabitch and pulls her into the ship where all the sailors help torturing her by picking off her scales one by one and leaving her to die lashed helpless to the mast. Xan still laughs to this day when she thinks about the wretched screaming :twisted:
Again, Mermaid's regenerative powers come in handy. She's feeling keen within a weeks time. Since, in her next life, Xan came back as a beetle, Mermaid simply squished Xan with her tail. It was a gooey mess but worth it.
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*laugh's at Xan* (as a ghost, of course)
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