Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:15 am
***sneaks in and drops a sight-robbing "stealth" popcorn fart***
***surveys the heap of bodies resulting from my wafting wake***
***surveys the heap of bodies resulting from my wafting wake***
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Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:38 am
Ahhhhhh RUN!!! METHANE GAS!!!!!
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:39 pm
*dons protective mask and gear*
(As I am Army trained)
*clicks metal together to warn others of eminent gas attack*
(As I am Army trained)
*clicks metal together to warn others of eminent gas attack*
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:16 am
*walks into empty room, looks around*
Hmm...... I'm bored........ I know!
*performs Torpedo move bouncing off the walls*
Hmm...... I'm bored........ I know!
*performs Torpedo move bouncing off the walls*
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:57 am
***Snares Raiden in a aviary net***
***passes out Louisville Sluggers for some silly pi?ata fun***
***passes out Louisville Sluggers for some silly pi?ata fun***
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:34 am
Oh, crap, this is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.
*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*
*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*
*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*
*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:36 am
Raiden wrote:Oh, crap, this is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.
*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*
*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*
Uh......................Louisville Sluggers are made of wood. Eastons are aluminum.
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:51 am
As I just happen to be a master electrician, and never fight anywhereWalkinghairball wrote:Raiden wrote:Oh, crap, this is going to hurt a lot, isn't it.
*various sounds of shouting and metal baseball bat impacts*
*eventually starts sending electricity through the bats*
Uh......................Louisville Sluggers are made of wood. Eastons are aluminum.
without my double-insulated work boots....
***Delivers a home run swing to Raiden's breadbasket with the utmost
confidence in dielectric insulation properties***
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:49 pm
CRAP! Not the lightning rod!
*falls to the floor, lying in the fetal position*
So shut up.
*falls to the floor, lying in the fetal position*
This one is.Walkinghairball wrote:Uh......................Louisville Sluggers are made of wood. Eastons are aluminum.
So shut up.
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:57 pm
^^^
Alright! A Warrior!
***takes a practice swing***
It's Light....but beefy!
Suh-WEET!
Alright! A Warrior!
***takes a practice swing***
It's Light....but beefy!
Suh-WEET!
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:02 pm
Something tells me I'm about to rue this.
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:13 pm
Raiden wrote:Something tells me I'm about to rue this.
This one is............*See's picture*.................. So shut up.
Ok, I stand corrected................I never knew L.S. also makes aluminum bats.
*Pushes Raiden into the pool*.............................HAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:04 am
*Splash, stays under to see how long I can hold my breath*
*71 seconds pass*
*Rises from the depths, gasping for air that doesn't have water in it, then gets out of the pool*
I'm a wet thunder god now. Man, it's cold in here. I hate it when this happens.
Let me see that bat for a moment.
*takes baseball bat from Walkinghairball and swings, losing grip due to wet hands, causing the bat to fly across the room and break a lamp*
Sorry about that.
*71 seconds pass*
*Rises from the depths, gasping for air that doesn't have water in it, then gets out of the pool*
I'm a wet thunder god now. Man, it's cold in here. I hate it when this happens.
Let me see that bat for a moment.
*takes baseball bat from Walkinghairball and swings, losing grip due to wet hands, causing the bat to fly across the room and break a lamp*
Sorry about that.
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:15 am
*Closes eyes and throws a punch, feels the impact and hears a thud*
*Teleports out of the room*
*Teleports out of the room*
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:52 am
Hey who the hell just sucker punched me?