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Or was it Melvin?

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(Sorry about showing your house Hairball...it was too good to pass up! )

Xanny's hair, then proceeded to kick the bucket.



I'm so lonesome I could...

"Darling," said the swooning man to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?"

"Of course, dearest, no trouble," she said. "But what will you live on?"

Walkinghairball wrote:Ate too much food last weekend, I think I will starve this week.

(...it's in perentheses, so it counts! )

dame

ought to go to rehab.



Sometimes I feel useless as...

addressing the UN General Counsel and you let loose a raunchy ol' fart!




I wonder why mama never told me

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There be some damn scary mice around here!!!

Variation on the lawyer/librarian joke:

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and the Godfather?
You get an offer you can't understand.

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What do you get when you have five lawyers drowned at the bottom of a pool?

A good start.

Can't use either...I'm broke

Death by chocolate or death by sex?

It's cold in Topeka (for context, see link below).

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CZHW3ODFhvo

Continuing with the lawyer theme:

What is the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?


There are always skid marks in front of the skunk.

...oh crap, come to think of it that was an old woman.

In all my life, I have never...