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Pick one, Part 2

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:22 am
by Xanadu
I dunno what's wrong with me :-D

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:54 am
by Devil Dick
Meow....

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:39 am
by CygnusX1
Paper bags are cheap and plentiful, and the risks of arrest and/or
confinement in various institutions are SILLY low. :razz:

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:54 pm
by Xanadu
:lol: you two

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:24 pm
by Raiden
Fuck a very unattractive person.
Don't people usually have sex in the dark anyway?


Go to a church service wearing spandex leotard w/o underwear.
The one giving the sermon should do that.


Wear a cat costume and climb a tree in a busy city park.
"Dude, that cat is HUGE!"


Take LSD and go to the shrink and insist that you are not on drugs.
Good luck doing that.


Cut off some of your hair with scissors in a (formal) resturaunt, put it in your food and eat it.


Drive around blasting cops with an airhorn.
The right to remain silent is an easy one to go with when the cops are all deafened and stuff.

I SAID THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT IS AN EASY ONE TO GO WITH WHEN THE COPS ARE ALL DEAFENED AND STUFF!

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:10 pm
by Xanadu
Fuck a very unattractive person.
Don't people usually have sex in the dark anyway?
They do? Only if they are unnattractive :twisted:
Go to a church service wearing spandex leotard w/o underwear.
The one giving the sermon should do that.
The Church of the Leotard Saints.
Wear a cat costume and climb a tree in a busy city park.
"Dude, that cat is HUGE!"
Then they try to pet you.
Take LSD and go to the shrink and insist that you are not on drugs.
Good luck doing that.
Yeah because when they ask you if you are on drugs...it's not a good thing.
Cut off some of your hair with scissors in a (formal) resturaunt, put it in your food and eat it.


Oops yeah left out an important detail, thanks Raiden.
Drive around blasting cops with an airhorn.
The right to remain silent is an easy one to go with when the cops are all deafened and stuff.
I've blasted people on the side of the road but never a cop...but a cop saw me doing it once....oops.

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:57 am
by Raiden
Xanadu wrote:
Cut off some of your hair with scissors in a (formal) resturaunt, put it in your food and eat it.


Oops yeah left out an important detail, thanks Raiden.
Anytime

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:15 pm
by awip2062
Maybe... lol