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we're just like a pack
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There once was a man from Boston,
Who Bought a brand new Austin,
He had room for hiss Ass
Three gallons of gas,
But his balls dragged along till he lost them..!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Of maliciously lunatic clowns. :P
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:D New Limerick!






DA was chased up a tree :twisted:
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and he was in desperate need for a pee
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Post by spiders_are_eating_me »

Ok...*ahem*

Sat on my own face yesterday
And everyone thought I was gay
So I said to them all
"I'm just having a ball
Or two"

Oh, wait, I think I did that wrong...
You will never find true happiness. Whatcha gonna do, cry about it?
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:D When he saw the birds nest Image
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DA was chased up a tree
and he was in desperate need for a pee
When he saw the birds nest
He thought it'd be best
To do it in there for free
:lol:
I love my Welshman.
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Ummm....... :shock: :P

time for revenge..... :twisted:

An activity that rushlight enjoys
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Post by Immortal for a Ltd Time »

Is playing with sex oriented toys :shock:

(I'm sooooo sorry, but I couldn't resist! Please forgive me! :oops: )
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:lol: :lol:

An activity that rushlight enjoys
Is playing with sex oriented toys
Her favourite device ;)
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An activity that rushlight enjoys
Is playing with sex oriented toys
Her favourite device
Just fits in there quite nice
and now she has no need for the boys
:D
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Very Good,, thanks for the good laugh people :lol:
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schuette wrote:An activity that rushlight enjoys
Is playing with sex oriented toys
Her favourite device
Just fits in there quite nice
and now she has no need for the boys
:D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Okay. When she reads this, I'll be hiding. :D
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Devil's Advocate wrote:Okay. When she reads this, I'll be hiding. :D
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