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Thoughts, Theories and Ponderables

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:28 am
by Big Blue Owl
Jot down anything passing through your mind right now. I'll start with a few things.

Like;

Can a dog tell when you're being sarcastic?

Do angels wear underpants?

And speaking of the afterlife, in Heaven, do they have Wednesdays?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:18 pm
by zepboy
Can one truly ponder an unhypothetical situation?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:20 pm
by awip2062
Why hasn't the internet company called to tell me that the loaner modem has come in yet?

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:33 pm
by Big Blue Owl
I've found it possible to tell too much truth.

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:36 am
by ElfDude
What's happening to us?

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:53 am
by Kares4Rush
Where are my marbles? :?

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:57 am
by CygnusX1
Why does it hurt when I pee? :shock: :???:

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:06 pm
by Walkinghairball
CygnusX1 wrote:Why does it hurt when I pee? :shock: :???:

When is too much information, too much information????

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:10 pm
by CygnusX1
Walkinghairball wrote:
CygnusX1 wrote:Why does it hurt when I pee? :shock: :???:

When is too much information, too much information????
jus' kiddin' y'all....but:

why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway? :shock: :?

Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:18 pm
by Walkinghairball
Why is little such a big word, and big such a little word?

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:14 am
by zepboy
. . . and why is abbreviation such a big word?

. . . and exactly what do they mean by "jumbo shrimp"

. . . and why are self-help books written by someone else?

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:57 pm
by Sir Myghin
Why are asteroids in space and hemoroids on your arse?

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:15 pm
by Walkinghairball
Imagine a hemmeroid on yer ares, the size of an asteroid?!?!?!?!?! :shock:

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:34 pm
by Kares4Rush
Walkinghairball wrote:Imagine a hemmeroid on yer ares, the size of an asteroid?!?!?!?!?! :shock:
Aye! That reminds me of Static and his trusty steed Clinghoffer!!! :-D

AKA Spidey.

Wonder how he is these days. Miss him. :(

I apologize for the odd non-sequitur. Carry on.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:52 pm
by awip2062
He is still alive. I see him time to time on MySpace.