jings the things ppl call their weans .........had to laugh at Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's choice of name......Apple Blythe Alison Martin.......imagine calling your wean Apple!!........they obviously didn't think of the initials though......dont know if you call idiots bams over there but here the wean would get slagged rotten...A BAM
When we lived in Oklahoma, I worked at a local bank in the bookkeeping department. I had to monitor Money Market accts to be sure they had the required signatures on the checks. My favorite customer was:
Chanda Leir
I don't have faith in faith, I don't believe in belief, You can call me faithless, I still cling to hope, And I believe in love, And that's faith enough for me... Neil Peart
PV wrote:When we lived in Oklahoma, I worked at a local bank in the bookkeeping department. I had to monitor Money Market accts to be sure they had the required signatures on the checks. My favorite customer was:
Chanda Leir
Chanda was her middle name, right? Her first name was Crystal, right?
Nobody gave their kids weirder names than Frank Zappa with Dweezil and Moon Unit. And the worst part, everybody knows that Moon Unit is a BOYS name and he gave it to his daughter!!!
I had to laugh at an interview I seen with Moon Unit......she was annoyed at having a weird name and always wished she was called something like Beauty Heart
I can't believe that Apple either. I thought the stars had gotten over that insanely ego-driven urge to name their kids weird stuff to prove how worldly and special they and their kids are.
OK, was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about "Apple" and what a beating she was gonna get in school. Either physically or with teasing like "Apple Pie" and "Apple Juice" etc.
Here's one that flummoxed me until I realized who the father was: Germaine Jackson actually named his daughter GerMajesty!!!!
.........had to laugh at Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's choice of name......Apple Blythe Alison Martin.......imagine calling your wean Apple!!........they obviously didn't think of the initials though......dont know if you call idiots bams over there but here the wean would get slagged rotten...A BAM 
