Yesterday on the way home from church, I saw a stately, elderly gentleman going into a store called The Antique Mall...it just struck me as a bit humorous and ironic
"I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
-Steven Wright
I don't have faith in faith, I don't believe in belief, You can call me faithless, I still cling to hope, And I believe in love, And that's faith enough for me... Neil Peart
Aiii, my great aunt used to live in an assisted living home that was right next to a cemetary. One day when my mother was visiting her, she suddenly became quiet and tears welled up in her eyes. My mother wondered whether she'd said something wrong, and then she noticed Aunt Violet was starring out the window at a funneral in progress...this was about six weeks before Vi passed away herself.
"I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
-Steven Wright
I don't have faith in faith, I don't believe in belief, You can call me faithless, I still cling to hope, And I believe in love, And that's faith enough for me... Neil Peart
I've talked to my mom on various illicit substances...the one day I come home sober she says I am acting weird and must be on drugs
roflmao!
Unfortunately, I understand what this is like. My friend's praents accused me of being stoned one day when I wasn't since they were used to me being high all the time.
LOL same here *sigh* I talked to my mom on shrooms once and yes IN PERSON....it really sucked cuz I was so paranoid, I was tripping hard but for some reason she didn't notice