Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:05 pm
if they arrived twice Mondays would be jealous and come three times!
All I want for Labor Day is
All I want for Labor Day is
to go into labor.
If it were really easy as pie . . .
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:06 am
Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:27 am
life would be like a pizza.
Fleas are
Fleas are
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 5:01 am
not something I see much, not having any pets.
Normally I wouldn't . . .
Normally I wouldn't . . .
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:18 pm
eat the slime that grows beneath the sink, but I'm feeling rather peckish today.
Usually thing are much more....
Usually thing are much more....
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:23 am
lively around here . . .
In event of a social catastrophe . . .
In event of a social catastrophe . . .
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:51 am
...its time to spill the beans.
One way to skin a cat is....
One way to skin a cat is....
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:08 am
Slowly. 
As the time passes . . .
As the time passes . . .
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:49 pm
....the HUGE spider builds a web on your garage doorway.
Listening, I heard water and....
Listening, I heard water and....
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 4:47 am
.....decided to hit the snooze button again. 
This election showed us that __________________
This election showed us that __________________
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:51 am
the American people CAN be duped by a liar.
It will be alright, as long as . . .
It will be alright, as long as . . .
Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:14 pm
...I smoke this.
My mind is like a cheese grater and you.....
My mind is like a cheese grater and you.....
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:03 am
...look like cheddar to me.
Just once, I'd like to....
Just once, I'd like to....
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:38 am
...see Steve Vai live!
Under the table...
Under the table...
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:47 am
and through the woods!
It seems kinda creepy that . . .
It seems kinda creepy that . . .