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by ladirushfan80
Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:07 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Joke thread
Replies: 2443
Views: 651194

oops! mybadd? the "fish" one was copied...i never noticed the typo...... THE MAGIC BEER STORY A lady walks into a bar and sees a >>>>really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over >>and >>>>asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says. She thinks >>he...
by ladirushfan80
Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:43 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Joke thread
Replies: 2443
Views: 651194

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron," The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." 3...
by ladirushfan80
Mon Aug 09, 2004 9:44 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Joke thread
Replies: 2443
Views: 651194

SEX FOR MONEY The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. MAJORITY The organizers of National Orgasm Week were disappointed to learn that the majority of women polled just pretended to celebrate. CROSSING THE ROAD Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: ...
by ladirushfan80
Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:00 am
Forum: Sports
Topic: Summer Olymics 2004
Replies: 10
Views: 8087

Walkinghairball wrote:Hey, I see it like this........... As long as we don't have to see Janet Jackson's ugly t***ies at any of the events, it's all good.

:laughing5:

kinda makes me wonder what kind of entertainment they will open up the games with....
i always enjoy the opening and closing ceremonies too...
by ladirushfan80
Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:56 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Celebrity Name Game
Replies: 521
Views: 164147

bruce springstein.....
by ladirushfan80
Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:56 am
Forum: General
Topic: Why the f**k am I still here?
Replies: 20
Views: 10941

sorry you worked so late....it's not like that all the time tho is it?????
hope you were able to make what was left of your evening enjoyable....
:flower:
by ladirushfan80
Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:50 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Person To Post Next Game
Replies: 1443
Views: 434231

i spent the day trying to fix my old computer system.....the people at the comp store haven't a clue as to what they are doing ( like I am???)

TNPTP will enlighten us with their witty sence of humor...and engage in meaningless posts.......
by ladirushfan80
Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:10 am
Forum: Sports
Topic: Summer Olymics 2004
Replies: 10
Views: 8087

Summer Olymics 2004

what's your favorite event? or 'events' rather..... altho i enjoy the whole "show" (sort of speak) i'm watching the womens swimming real close... Kara Lynn Joyce is from Ann Arbor MI, was on my daughters swim team (@ ann arbor pioneer) and helped that swim team to become state & nation...
by ladirushfan80
Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:53 am
Forum: Rush Chat
Topic: First time you ever 'saw' Rush?
Replies: 36
Views: 21446

my first live experience was the signals tour.....
i cannot recall the first time i saw them on tv, but the first video that comes to mind is the body electric from GUP.....
:cool:
by ladirushfan80
Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:57 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Three Words
Replies: 12267
Views: 2545396

love homemade popcorn!!!!!
by ladirushfan80
Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:22 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Three Words
Replies: 12267
Views: 2545396

i like coffee.....
by ladirushfan80
Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:16 am
Forum: Rush Chat
Topic: Lyric Association
Replies: 602
Views: 195950

some are born to move the world...
and live their fantasies...
but most of us just dream about
the things we'd like to be...
sadder still to watch it die
then never to have known it...
for you the blind
who once could see....
the bell tolls for thee.....
by ladirushfan80
Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:11 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Sentences
Replies: 4876
Views: 1070938

an ancient lunatic reins thru the trees in the night....
by ladirushfan80
Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:08 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Three Words
Replies: 12267
Views: 2545396

Za for breakfast?????
by ladirushfan80
Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:06 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Questions only...
Replies: 7489
Views: 1720951

3 travelers wrote:What, you don't like hot grease splattering on your nipples?
ummm OUCH?!!!!!!:smt103
roasting marshmallows in the nude wouldn't be good either...
the mosquitos would bite you in places you wouldn't want to be bitten...
at least.... not by a bug anyway.... :yawinkle: