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Sand gets all up in me pe-rivate bits and makes me itch. I hate the litterbox.

He is....but we own the rights to him. And now I must rinse...

Whoa, boy!! Yes, that's right, m'deah....'tis me, Mr. Clingrider (eeewww!)

I see that the meteors hath found their way skyward after all. It is a good thing, too, for I was about to go Camelot on their assteroids.

does Zinfandel qualify?

Where?!! Where?? Run away! Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!

I say 'shit' more

What do you deal wif more, crap or shit?

Short stories.

Dry cereal or doused in milk?

I am the counted sheep
The holders of rest
Who keep the doc awake 'cause he bought one of those Certa mattresses and put us all out of work (that bastard)

Ok...*ahem*

Sat on my own face yesterday
And everyone thought I was gay
So I said to them all
"I'm just having a ball
Or two"

Oh, wait, I think I did that wrong...

"Man, this ride cymbal would be soooo much better if it were made out of pizza."