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Ummm your Capacchione is right here Mum!!

hmm...i should have known.

i hope he doesn't teat her the same way...

now where is my food for gods sake!?

*grumbles*

here Alex take the cheese stop the hump...

its not working H!!

then what will i eat? hmmm?

*looks around* i dunno but its getting kinda awkward, do you have like his favourite toy or anything?

Well i wont tell anyone, but could you get him to stop humping my leg, i just bought these pants!

that i can live with. hey i thought the sign outside read no pets allowed, whats Alex doin here?

Oh yes Ged is still cooking around here ehh?
"Try and keep the hair out this time ehh!?"

if he puts maple syrup on it again i'm outta here

a plate of apology with a large glass of redemption....or fish 'n' chips if your all out

*patiently waits at the bar*

so uhh...does she do this every night?

hmm yes, yes i thin you do, now get the given or get the moppin!

i turned a new leaf!
i now believe in treating people nicely and earning what i make...
now give me it back before i wipe the floor wit ye!

hmm rat tart...is it anything like a butter tart?
and i gave up grog for Christmas sorry!

HEY! give that back, me mumsey gave it so me when i turned three!

Ahh that was satisfactory! now, what do you recommend my dear?