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by T4EFAN
Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:45 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Joke thread
Replies: 2443
Views: 339221

Afghani TV Guide MONDAY 8:00 - "Husseinfeld" 8:30 - "Mad About Everything" 9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions" 9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show" 10:00 - "Allah McBeal" TUESDAY: 8:00 - "Wheel of Terror and Fortune" 8:30 - "The Price is Right If Osama Says It's Right" 9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden Fro...
by T4EFAN
Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:46 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts, Theories and Ponderables
Replies: 1560
Views: 202109

I was thinking about order and chaos; how, like good and evil, we wouldn't know one without the other. Yeah, I don't know. Here's something else that came to me one day: If you take an empty windowless room, cover the walls (one of which covers the door), floor and ceiling with mirrors and turn on t...
by T4EFAN
Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:45 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts, Theories and Ponderables
Replies: 1560
Views: 202109

I keep having dreams where I become enraged and start cussing people out (I don't do that in reality). Sometimes I get violent.

I don't remember a lot of details.
by T4EFAN
Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:19 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Rant Room!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch to yer heart's content! :)
Replies: 1358
Views: 199091

Walkinghairball wrote:AK, just curious, why bring that up, if it is really none of our business. Not judging, but ya know???
It was kinda part of the rant. James was making fun of my blindness.
by T4EFAN
Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:34 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Rant Room!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch to yer heart's content! :)
Replies: 1358
Views: 199091

CygnusX1 wrote:A foot of snow Sunday and more on the way today. Damn.

I knew I left the shovels out for a reason. :roll: :???:
Nice
by T4EFAN
Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:17 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Rant Room!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch to yer heart's content! :)
Replies: 1358
Views: 199091

Some people really need to be killed. [editing out my real name] James Crews: "God made [AK] in the warm and muggy summer of 86. His cousin Annie had a fan in her trailer. His other cousin Marty was outside working in the mud field, getting really hot. He stepped inside to feel the cool fan on his s...
by T4EFAN
Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:40 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Change a letter
Replies: 6018
Views: 573298

Tire

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by T4EFAN
Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:03 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Change a letter
Replies: 6018
Views: 573298

Ware
by T4EFAN
Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:17 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Joke thread
Replies: 2443
Views: 339221

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman:...
by T4EFAN
Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:55 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Change a letter
Replies: 6018
Views: 573298

Side
by T4EFAN
Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:51 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Rant Room!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch to yer heart's content! :)
Replies: 1358
Views: 199091

No snow here, just cold.

Yes, it can be cold in the Tennessee Valley.
by T4EFAN
Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:46 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Bold Faced Lies Thread!!!
Replies: 1621
Views: 210799

awip2062 wrote:I never say Merry Christmas and I hope you all have a horrid unsafe New Year's day!
I hope you die soon.
by T4EFAN
Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:07 am
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: The Joke thread
Replies: 2443
Views: 339221

Wedding Band Requests Dear Bandleader thank you for your letter. I really do think you have an attitude problem and do want a few requests played if you don't mind. What me and my wife were thinking was: -Any Keith Jarrett composition from his solo series. Please arrange for full ensemble and nothi...
by T4EFAN
Fri Dec 11, 2009 4:21 pm
Forum: Other Music
Topic: Ronnie James Dio
Replies: 25
Views: 10571

This explains why a classic rock station I sometimes listen to has been "honoring" him.
by T4EFAN
Wed Dec 09, 2009 5:24 pm
Forum: Useless Nonsense
Topic: Really STUPID News!
Replies: 44
Views: 18510

Sir Myghin wrote:its probably for the better, worst is when they do it and chew gum, glazed over, walking into people/things, chewing like cows.
I don't need help colliding into things.